[Q-Tip] Babies babble on, they lookin´ for excuses Game for the buzzer who kicked it to the mooses Lame as a brain, could be, golly gee If you see a shrink he´ll charge you a fee
If you see me ya see the fee is nothing Fee will be for patience, all backs no fronting What is a party if it doesn´t really rock? What is a poet? All balls, no cock What is a war if it doesn´t have a general? What´s Channel 9 if it doesn´t have Arsenio? What is life if you don´t have fun? What is a "what?" if you ain´t got a gun? What´s Ali without Shaheed Muhammad? Nothing, Kapelka makes you vomit What is a Quest if the players ain´t willing? What is a pence if you don´t have a shilling? Excuse me if I´m chillin´, hey what, say what What´s a fat man without food in his gut? What´s a child birth, without the umbilical? What´s United Parcels, without the deliverer? What´s momma-san, without poppa-san? What´s martial arts without Daniel-San?
What´s Rasheed without Tonya, Tamika? What´s Oran Juice and Doug E. Doug without Shaniqua? Nada, nada, nada, not a damn thing What´s Duke Ellington without that swing? What´s Alex Haley if it doesn´t have roots? What´s a weekend if you ain´t knockin´ boots? What´s a black nation, without black unity? What is a child who doesn´t know puberty? What is my label when I exit womb status? What´s menage a trois, or, that is What is sex when you have three people? What are laws if they ain´t fair and equal? What´s Clark Kent without a telephone booth? What is a liquor if it ain´t 80 proof? What are the youth if they ain´t rebellin´? What´s Ralph Kramden, if he ain´t yellin´ At Ed Norton, what is coke snortin´?
What is position if there is no contortin´? What is hip-hop if it doesn´t have violence? Chill for a minute, Doug E. Fresh said silence (*four second pause*) What is a Glock if you don´t have a clip? What´s a lollipop without the Good Ship? What´s S&M if you don´t have chains? What´s a con artist if he doesn´t have brains? What´s America without greed and glamour? What´s an MC if he doesn´t have stamina? What´s music factory without Mr. Walt? What´s Trugoy without a phrase called talk? What´s Chris Lighty if he wasn´t such a baby? What is a woman if she didn´t say maybe? Baby laid down, I removed the frown What would be my penal cord if it wasn´t brown? What is a paper without a president? What is a compound without a element?
What is a jam if you don´t spike the punch? What´s a brewski if you don´t bite brunch? Oooh ooh, it´s like that you keep goin´ Freak, freak, y´all ´cause you know that we showin´ What tigga, what tigga, what tigga, what tigga What tigga, what tigga, what tigga, WHAT!