[Aaron:] Well, I guess the best way for me to begin is The Other day I was hanging with some friends Going around the room talking about our favorite noise
I said I had a brother in the Backstreet Boys So everyone screamed
[Group of Kids:] Hey is this some kinda trick
[Dopey Guy:] Yea, which one is he?
[Aaron:] The Blonde One, Nick Then the cutest girl said:
[Girl:] I have to see their show But I have no ticket, Aaron How can I go
[Aaron:] Your wish is my command See it´s no problem, hon In fact I´ll get some tickets here for everyone All I gotta is pick up the celly
And its a done deal Let me call Nick and tell him
[Other Guy:] By the way Aaron, if you could, while you´re at it Can you hook up some seats For my friends and my parents?
[Aaron:] So I said to myself, well heck, why not? There´s nothing that can beat the connection I got
[Chorus (girls):] Aaron, Oh Aaron What are you going to do? You make empty promises oh so big ([Aaron:] man) How gonna make them come true? ([Aaron:] I don´t know)
Aaron, Oh Aaron, What are we going to do with you? Always a makin´ a bigger mistake Always a-makin´ a fool ([Aaron:] Yo, I gotta make a phone call)
[Ring]
[Nick:] Hello?
[Aaron:] Hey Nick I need a favor from you, dude I promised people tickets So you gotta come through
[Nick:] Sure, bro...how many do you need?
[Aaron:] 1...2...uh, 3003
[Nick:] WHAT?! I can get you maybe a dozen You can´t promise seats to everyone and their cousin What did you do? How´d you get in this mess?
[Aaron:] I was talkin to this girl...
[Nick:] Hold your breath I know the rest Guess you better get yourself a whole lotta money
[Aaron:] For 3000 tickets? Nick, that´s isn´t funny. How´m I supposed to pull that off in so little time?
[Nick:] You got me, Aaron That´s your problem...not mine
[Chorus (girls):] Aaron, Oh Aaron ([Aaron:] What do I do?) What are you going to do? You make empty promises oh so big ([Aaron:] What?) How gonna make them come true? Aaron, Oh Aaron, ([Aaron (annoyed):] What?) What are we going to do with you? ([Aaron:] I don´t know) Always a makin´ a bigger mistake ([Aaron:] So, it was just one mistake) Always a-makin´ a fool ([Aaron:] Whatever)
[Aaron:] How in the world can he do that to me? I thought we were blood. I thought we were family. We´re gettin´ to the show We´ll get good seats Everyone on the bus, you´re all coming with me I´m tellin´ you guys when we get to the gate He can never say "no" when he looks at my face Hook me up! Nick, Man, I swear I´ll pay you back
[Nick:] Well come to think about, we need an opening act.
[Aaron:] What do you want me to do: tell jokes; dance; act?
[Nick:] Nah, I want you on stage, I want you to rap.
´Cause if you don´t you´re gonna have some disappointed friends And by the way you´re on at eight, that´s when the show begins
[Chorus (girls):] Aaron. Oh, Aaron, what are you going to do? ([Aaron:] Man) You make big promises oh so big How you gonna make it come true? ([Aaron:] One promise man) Aaron. Oh, Aaron, What are we going to do with you? ([Aaron:] I´m desperate) Always a-makin´ a bigger mistake ([Aaron:] I´m desperate, Man [squeak]) Always a-makin´ a fool