And it goes, and it goes And it goes a little something like this
Hit It! Aaron´s in the house
Come on Get up get up I wanna make it bounce Here we go Aaron´s in the house Get up get up Aaron´s in the house
Yo guys, check it out Guess what happened to me (Another crazy story, come on AC) I was hanging at the court Just playing some ball Working on my game (Yeah, we heard it all) I heard the fans screaming I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow It was 12 foot 3 It was Shaquile O´Neal (What? What did he say?) (How ´bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?) I told him why not, I got some time But when I beat you real bad Try not to cry
(Please Aaron, are you for real?) (One-on-one with Shaquile O´Neal?) Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers (You must´ve been nervous) I knew I could take him Stared´ at Shaq, psyche him out I said O´Neal, you´re in my house now Start the game the whistle blows Pay attention close ´cause the story goes...
It´s like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop Like slam (slam) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam) I swear that I´m telling you the facts Cuz that´s how I beat Shaq [X2]
So check it out I thought I had the lead But then he started scoring mad points on me I was scorin´ the bricks Was he hitting those shots? I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, that I could change the pace I said, Yo Shaq you didn´t tie your shoelace He looked down, I stole the ball I´m taking him to school now, watch me all A 3-pointer, nothing but net Come on Shaq, had enough yet? Down by two, I´m catching up I guess your getting nervous Cuz you already lost
It´s like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop Like slam (slam) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam) I swear that I´m telling you the facts Cuz that´s how I beat Shaq [X2]
Dunk after dunk Jam after jam Cheerleaders are cheering Aaron´s the man [X2]
Announcers were shocked Couldn´t believe it was real (I can´t believe a kid just stuffed O´Neal) One more second, was all that remained I put the ball up I put him in shame I must admit that it sounds real crazy but the ball went in Then he cried like a baby Sorry Shaq, I should´ve let you win You´re good too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts They put me on their shoulders Then I heard a voice And it sounded like my mother´s
(Get up for school, you´re gonna be late!) Ma, can´t you see that I´m playing the game? (How you could be playing if you´re still in bed?) (Are you gettin´ sick, did you hit your head?) Aw, man it was all a dream I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasn´t real
How´d I get a jersey with the name O´Neal?
Woah...
It´s like boom (boom) I put it in the hoop Like slam (slam) I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam) I swear that I´m telling you the facts Cuz that´s how I beat Shaq [X2]