The following is a true story
Only the names have been changed
To protect the guilty

Well, I left my job in my home town

And I headed for the smoke
Got a rock ´n´ roll band and a fast right hand
Gonna get to the top
Nothing´s gonna stop us, no, nothing
So if you´ve got the money, we´ve got the sound
You put it up and we´ll put it down
If you´ve got the dollar, we´ve got the song
Just want to boogie-woogie all night long
Yeah, boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can´t get no sleep
I´m trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches
On my old blue jeans

Well, they used to be blue
When they used to be new
When they used to be clean

But I´ve got a Mamma who´s a hummer
Just keeping me alive
While I´m in the band, doin´ drinking with the boys
She´s working 9-to-5
(She knows her place, that woman)

Just you wait
One of these days, see me driving ´round town
In my Rock ´n´ Rolls Royce with the sunroof down
My bottle of booze, no summer time blues
Shouting out, "Mom, look at me"
In my rock ´n´ roll voice

(x2)
No, it ain’t no fun, yeah
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
No, it ain’t no fun
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
Do you believe me?
It ain´t no fun, no
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
It ain’t no fun, (I don´t care what they say)
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
Drive a Rolls Royce car
No it ain’t no fun, and you know it
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
No, no, no, no , no, no, no
No, ain´t no fun
Waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire

My million dollar scream

But it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun) oh, no
No, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun), that´s what I said!
Well, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun) and I wanna be rich
No, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun) ain´t no fun diggin´ this ditch
Ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
You better believe me
Ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
Ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
No, it ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
Well, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun)
No, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun)
I ain´t havin´ no fun (ain´t no fun)
No, it ain´t no fun (ain´t no fun)
Ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire, no, no

Ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
No, ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire
No, it ain´t no fun waitin´ ´round to be a millionaire

"Hey, hello Howard, how are you doing friend, next door neighbor?
Oh yeah, get your fucking jumbo jet outta my airport!"