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Performed by Adam Sandler and Lisa Mordente

Transcribed by The Brave Raven.

Adam: You don´t mind that I think everybody´s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded

Lisa: And you don´t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: And you don´t care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they´re alive and think I´m a famous football player
Lisa: And you don´t have a problem with me when I follow people I´ve never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam: It´s very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You´re all that I can think of
You´re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep

Lisa: Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: Thank you
Lisa: And you don´t make fun of me ´cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
Adam: I believe you sugarpie
Both:
´Cause our love is right on track
I´m yours, your mine it´s a fact
Don´t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Adam: Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn´t even there
Lisa: Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
Adam: I didn´t care Babe I know I never had a job ´cause I´m afraid to talk to people ´cause I know that they´re all robots who are seeking information

Lisa: They can´t fool you sweetheart And I know that you know that I´m the one who burned my cousin Chester´s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
Adam: I ain´t no fink, dollface
Both:
´Cause we know that it´s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: My crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
Adam: Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
Adam: Oh yeah, here you go

(splurt)