Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg
Hey Why´d you wake me from my nap?
I´m not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap
You Where´s my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad for me ´Cuz I´m just getting over a cold
I´m four years old! I´m four years old! I´m four years old! Somebody better tie my shoes!
Now
I run down the hall I scream and I yell And I cry ´cuz I fell Bring the rubbing alcohol
Outside I get mud on my shoe I come back in the house I get it on the rug The cleanging´s up to you And I won´t take a bath Unless you make me Spaghetti-O´s
I´m four years old! I´m four years old! I´m four years old! Mommy reads to me at night Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Well I can´t have a job And I can´t go to school If no grownups are around I can´t go near the pool I´m not alowed to climb My neighbor´s apple tree I´m not allowed to sit Too close to the TV I don´t know how to drive And I don´t know how to spell But if I hear my brother cursing I do know how to tell ´Cuz he made me eat some bread That was covered in mold
I´m four years old!
I´m four years old! I´m four years old! I just threw up on my grandmother