Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg
Where´s my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita
If there´s a Long Tall Sally out there I´m dyin´ to meet her Why can´t I hear Beth callin´ me? Why can´t I be the one to make Sara smile? I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie Walkin´ down the aisle
Oh yeah, all right
But I got no Mary Jane There´s no Sloopy or Dancin´ Queen I´m just a fool in the rain Waitin´ on my Billie Jean
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O A devil in a dress of blue A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline I´d even take a Run-Around Sue
Oh yeah, all right
Well, I never got to scream for a Layla I never saw Mary-Anne walkin´ away I never danced on the sand with a Rio Or woke up with a Maggie May
I dialed 867-5309 But there was no Jenny Jenny Oh, why can´t I get myself a brown-eyed girl When Willie Nelson loved so many?
And why does Jack have Diane? And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue? And everybody had Roxanne Except you-know-who
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O A devil in a dress of blue A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline I´d even take a Run-Around Sue
Well I´d take any ol´ Suzy Q I got no reason to be picky She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes Or she can be my Darling Nikki
Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl And so would the sweet Judy Blue I guess I sound just like that other fella ´Cause you know I wish I had Jessie´s girl too
Oh yeah, all right
Well, I´d die for a kiss from Allison
Even though I know she´d break my heart Or give me a Lo-lo-lo-lola Minus the extra part
I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O A devil in a dress of blue A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline I´d even take a Run-Around Sue
You know I´d even take a Run-Around Sue Well, I´d even take a Run-Around Sue