Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg
Schnine He´s a pretty good guy
He´s nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He´s a real nic guy He´s always got the jumper cables He´ll take your mail in when you´re on vacation He´s a good-hearted man Volunteers at the library He´ll help you find a book on whales He´s a thoughtfull man Rememers your birthday Says God bless you when you sneeze
But there´s a problem It´s not your average problem But it´s a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda
He´ll eat a hamboyga Then commit moyda
He´s a friendly guy He waves to all the joggers Children use his backyard as a short-cut He´s a real sweet guy He always recycles Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay He´s a great, great man He´ll sign your petition Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
But there´s a problem It´s not your average problem But it´s a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda He´s wanted for moyda
Here he comes Hey Larry, how ya doing? How´s the garden coming? You know, it´s interesting I just read at the library That you need to rotate the soil To get real plump, read tomatoes Oh, and one more thing My hobby is moyda Two, three, four I´m a sick man My hobby is moyda My hobby is moyda I´ll eat a hamboyga Then commit moyda
[Chanting] I never loiter After committing the doity deed of moyda Only Sigmund Freuda Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder