The boys say don´t you do it Get a grip for goodness sake Why you getting married? Such a big league mistake You lose all your freedom
When you´re solo you got it made But while you guys are home whackin´ it I´ll be with my new wife gettin´ laid, have mercy Well, they say you´ll have no privacy The old lady´s always there But the good news is she´ll blow me And let me shoot it in her hair So while you´re all out searching For that strange piece of trim Remember I don´t have to wear a condom Whenever I stick it in, no way So you guys go watch your football Trust me, I´ll be fine ´Cuz after we brunch with her mother I´m comin´ home to a sixty-nine And she´ll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick Oo…ah…that´s my husband´s dick Now fellas I´ll be thinkin´ of ya
Even though I´ve moved on You´ll always be my homies But I´m puttin´ down the bong ´Cause my soulmate´s my whole life now I knew the first time I kissed her But if she ever stops having sex with me I´ll call you guys and we´ll bang her sister, ah yeah Yeah, if she ever stops having sex with me We´ll all gang bang her hot sister