I got a piece of shit car That fuckin´ pile of shit Never gets me very far
My car´s a big piece of shit ´Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt´s fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It´s a piece of shit)
I can´t see through the windshield ´Cause it´s got a big fucking´ crack And the interior smells real bad ´Cause my friend puked in the back (It´s a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car
(He´s got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin´ pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car
It´s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin´ brakes I´m always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin´ piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That fuckin´ pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You´re too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I´m too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood The car always fuckin´ stalls And the seat cushion´s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger (What a pain in his ass) And if a girlie sees my car There´s no chance I´ll ever bang her (He never ever gets da pussy) Hey shut up (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car
(You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald fuckin´ tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) Fucking rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh the whole town thinks I´m a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car...)