Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenberg
6 What´s the matter honey, are you not feeling well?
It´s okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don´t you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" How could you be my kid Mom knows I´m faking it But she understands what´ll happen if I go The last four days The tough guys have been on a roll They show him no mercy Plenty of name calling And pushing my head in the toilet bowl They call him a loser But they won´t get their hands on me today ´Cuz home with Momma is where I´m gonna stay
We´re pickin´ daisies
Who cares about them anyway Pickin´ daisies They´ll all be working for you someday Pickin´ daisies They´re just jealous of you Pickin´ daisies Next year you´ll go to private school
Can´t play sports or games I´m only really good at reading He can´t catch a football Apparently that´s not too cool That´s why my nose is usually bleeding Plus they give him fat lips At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head But I´ll be safe today, I know ´cuz Momma said
We´re pickin´ daisies Who really cares what they think Pickin´ daisies You should talk about it with your shrink Pickin´ daisies They´ll all end up in jail Pickin´ daisies Marshall´s is having a sale
I know tommorrow it´ll all start up again He´ll be greeted with a head-lock And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend But I know when I´m older I´ll look back and laugh At all those kids who pulled my pants down And took that photograph ´Cuz we´ll be through with kickball We´ll all be weak and slow
But I will be the only one With a magic place to go
Pickin´ daisies You´re better off in the end Pickin´ daisies Who cares, I´ll be your friend Pickin´ daisies You can always count on me Pickin´ daisies I made you some iced tea Pickin´ daisies Dasies Pickin´ daisies Dasies Pickin´ daisies Dasies Pickin´ daisies
Dasies Pickin´ daisies You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way When I was a kid, we didn´t have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn Well, they´re just upset that they don´t have earmuffs You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag Why don´t you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I´ll play you the Eddie Fisher record