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So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won´t be coming by my house this year,
cuz I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,

Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Santa don´t like bad boys... especially Jewish ones.

Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are what I desire,
so why´d I have to set the pizza guy´s hair on fire,
I told him I was sorry,I´m a liar,
so no toys for me... I don´t deserve them.

I couldn´t wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared,
but then I told my grandma that she had a beard.

Dear Santa,

I know what my problem is, why I can´t be good, it´s a fear of intimacy.

You see my whole life whenever I´ve met someone really great like you and
I keep feeling like I´m getting close to them, something inside me makes
me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I´m so bad is because
I love you so much santa.

Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for,
but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore,
oh santa won´t be knocking on my door,
cuz he´s a big fat whore... what made me say that?!

Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed,
so why´d I have to sell that cop a bag of weed,

so Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
I swear I thought billy goats we´re made for lovin´.

So Santa won´t you accept my apologies,
Santa can´t you see I´m begging you please,
oh Santa next year I´ll do you right,
Live from New York it´s Saturday night...