Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don´t mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she´s a highly paid whore
She´ll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She´ll do the groom and the best man She´ll slap your ass in the back of a van But she comes home to me She could fuck nine guys in a row But still have a tenth for me And I´m the only one who gets to kiss them lips Unless you pay an extra fifty So mister, don´t you fall in love Cause I´m the only cat who doesn´t wear a glove Since her heart belongs to me She has a throat that just won´t quit She can take all of it And still have room for your balls but she shops in the malls for me She´ll say twelve then call back and say one
But I don´t care I know it´s just work not fun When she blows you, Jack Don´t you think she´s not thinking of me She´ll go down on a yack, lick a horse´s nutsack But strictly for the cash And it´s only me who doesn´t pay a fee to watch her put a water bottle in her gash (Put a water bottle in her gash) She´ll let you suck her nips till they´re leakin´ But don´t you dare try to go antique-ing Cause she does that with me Her pussy´s sweet as honey But when she moans, it´s just for the money Unless she´s sittin´ on me She´ll cram your asshole with a mouse But she won´t do it in our house Tough luck, Jack She knows that don´t fly with me
She might eat your wife´s box But she won´t tell ya where you left your socks She rolled up and down your fat prick But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick She´s got a face full of nuts And a mouth full of cocks She´s done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game But they never got to know her actual name On your face she will piss On your chest she might poop But she won´t prepare her famous vegetable soup That´s simply reserved.. Oh she´ll bite ya, she´ll spank ya But she´ll never thank you for free Cause baby... comes home to me. Comin´ home!!