I´m a big fuckin´ dick I´m a pain in your ass I drink all your beer
I´ll eat the last slice I´ll give you charley horses I´ll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me
My name´s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don´t show I tell you I saw your girlfriend Fucking two guys at a party
´Cause my name´s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I´ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you get stoned I´ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous Pansy Pussy Shit for brains Douchebag
I´ll leave your gate open So your dog runs away I´ll make fun of your pimple Then I´ll grab your sister´s ass
´Cause my name´s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
And I don´t care And I don´t give a shit
I´ll break your brother´s stereo And then tell him it was you You think you´re better than me Well you´re fucking wrong
Everybody knows I´m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous