Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg
Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion´s roar
Yelling, "I´m going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don´t slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hanging out at Studio 54 Break dancing on the slick brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar Who couldn´t breat right since the Vietnam War Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor And went camping with Eva Gabor
She´s my sweet Beatrice She´s my sweet Beatrice She´s my sweet Beatrice And she´s coming home
I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair´s up like Conway Twitty´s pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and downs like an elevator But deep inside she´s a marshmellow smore Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either or, Neithor nor She´ll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore Can make a pipe out of an apple core That´s a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish Down in Ecuador You know why?
She´s my sweet Beatrice
She´s my sweet Beatrice She´s my sweet Beatrice And she´s coming home
Well, for sure she opened the door Whipped out a 3-ft fishing lure Sexually, that made me insecure Like the time I was a roadie On Elton John´s tour She said, "Let´s go catch some Piscatore!" I said, "Beatrice, you don´t eat fish no more." She said, "By God, you´re right!" So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made Love Du Jour
She´s my sweet Beatrice She´s my sweet Beatrice
She´s my sweet Beatrice And she came home
She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She´s gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She´ll keep ´em on even though they´re way too small Well, she ain´t never gonna hurt me She ain´t never gonna let me down She ain´t never gonna tell nobody I´m afraid of birds and spiders
Well, Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice
Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice Bea-bea-bea-beatrice And she loves Pat Summerall