Accueil  💃🎤 Paroles de chanson Française et Internationnales

Performed by Adam Sandler and Allen Covert

Richie: "So ya doin´ good?"
Samantha: "Ya, I´m fine, how ´bout you?"
Richie: "How good could I be? I haven´t seen you in three hours."

Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad´s down the hall, and he doesn´t want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it´s just because he´s coming."
Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."
[She hangs up phone]

[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hello?"
Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming."
Richie: "That´s ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
Richie: "Well that´s ok, I´ll come by and get you. Lets say around..."
[She hangs up phone]

Richie: "Come on.."

[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hey."
Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
Richie: "That´s ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone again]
Richie: "Give me a break..."

[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hello."
Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog."
Richie: "Hey, what´s your dad´s problem anyways!? Why can´t we talk?"

Samantha: "He just thinks I´m on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."
Richie: "Don´t hang up!"
Samantha: "Richie, I can´t talk!"
Richie: "No, I´m sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
Samantha: "It´s not my dad."
Richie: "What? Well, who´s there? Why can´t you talk?"
Samantha: "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
Richie: "Who´s there? Is it a guy!?"
Samantha: "Richie!"
Richie: "I knew it! I´ll kill him! Put him on the phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. it´s just.. hold on."

[Hands phone to guy]

Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha´s my girl!
You´d better stay away from her or I´ll make you wish you were never born!"
Buffoon: "Fuckin´ shit!"
Richie: "Yeah, fuckin´ shit is right buddy! Don´t think I´m kidding around, man! I´m crazy! I´ll smash your head in! I swear to God!"
Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."
Richie: "Yeah, well that´s too bad! But I´m still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[Richie slams down phone]

Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
Buffoon: "My neighbor´s dog has a four inch clit!"
Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you´re the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."