"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop
All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song
[Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna take of the spray paint With turpentine
"Hey! DonÂŽt walk there! I just mopped!" [Person walking quickly towards him] [Beating sounds] "Hey!" [Beating sounds] "Get offa me!" [Beating sounds] "ThatÂŽs my bucket!"
[Beating sounds] "Let go of my side burns!" [Beating sounds] [Sound of falling down into glass]