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Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien

"And now the buffoon´s date at the drive-in with the school´s valedictorian."

Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you´re asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"

Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director´s last film immensly."

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin´ tits!"

Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn´t she?"

Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog´s mouth and blew his fuckin´ head off."

Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."

Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."

Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she´s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn´s fuckin´ terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."

[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin´ mind!"

Valedictorian: "It´s ironic that parts of one´s body seems odd and unusual because you don´t see them on a day to day basis.

Buffoon: "My father´s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin´ day!"

Valedictorian: "It´s puzzling why one person´s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another´s. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person´s internal metabolism."

Buffoon: "I´m gonna go get head from that fuckin´ girl."
[Gets out of the car]

Valedictorian: "Well, I´m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."

Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy´s fuckin´ gas tank!"

Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]