[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.
[Cop]:
Do you realize how fast you were going sir?
{Excited Southerner]: Yes..yes I do...and uh there is an explanation for that...first of all..let me start off by saying...I...I...I...I...I...you...you...you... you...work very hard...and I do respect what you do...protectin and uh servin...I...I...I...speedometer...got the...lead foot...you got the radar gun...not reliable...I...I...got the diarrhea...got to...get home..for the...whoo...it...uh...it pregnant wife...she´s at the hospital right now...giving birth to twins...I gotta get there...got...the guy next to me was...going faster than me....just keeping up...with the traffic...my
cousin´s....also a state trooper...in New Jersey...maybe you could talk to...a tree branch was...covering the speed limit sign...with a...and a truck was tailgating me...I just hope...
[Cop]: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Here´s your ticket. Save it for the judge.