Titre : The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
Performed by Adam Sandler and Tara
Transcribed by Big Brother.
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?" Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you´re -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you´the -- we´ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it´s about time that the two of us -- we´re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don´t want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I´m trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don´t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I´m, I´m, the-, I´m, I´m -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don´t have to do what you don´t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you´re going to love me, and that -- that´s fi-- til death do us part I, we´ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"
Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I´m just not ready for that kind of commitment." Excited Southerner: "Coooooo."