Accueil  💃🎤 Paroles de chanson Française et Internationnales

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Meadows, David Spade, Steve Koren, Tim Herlihy, and Margaret Ruden

[Car approaches]

Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
M1: "Hey, how ya doin´ Toll Booth Willie?"
Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"
M1: "Aww, that´s great, you know, considering yer a fuckin´ idiot!"
[Pays toll and drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I´ll come right outta the booth and fuckin´ whack ya, you fuckin´ prick!"

[Another car approaches]
M2: "Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, can´t complain, pop. Hows ´bout you?"
M2: "Oh, great, great. How much?"
Toll Booth Willie: "The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."

M2: "That´s fine. Now should I give you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin´ hard on! I´ll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin´ head with a Louise-ville fuckin´ slugger! Whadya think of that ass fuck!?"

[Another car approaches]
F1: "Hi Willie."
Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, nice to see ya M´am. Not a bad day, huh?"
F1: "Well, I´m a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions."
Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"

F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you´d tell me, I´d appreciate it, you fuckin´ prick."
[Drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin´ bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin´ toll you dirty whore! I´ll fuckin´ drop you with a boot to the fuckin´ skull you cum guzzling queen!"

[Another car approaches]
M3: "Hey Willie."
Toll Booth Willie: "Hey, how are ya?"
M3: "Here´s a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself."
[Pays toll and drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Dah, you fuckin´ prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin´ bottle cap, ya fuckin´ son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!"

[Another car approaches]
Bishop Nelson: "Hello Willie. Good to see you."
Toll Booth Willie: "Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day."
Bishop Nelson: "Hey, well I do my best."
Toll Booth Willie: "Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."
Bishop Nelson: "Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn´t that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin´ lush! It´s not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin´ douche bag!"

[Another car approaches]
M5: "Hey!"

Toll Booth Willie: "Well hey!"
M5: "Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Well, I already heard that one you fuckin´ unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock you fuckin´ piece of repeatin´ shit!"

[Another car approaches]
F2: "Hi."
Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, hi. How are ya?"
F2: "Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
Toll Booth Willie: "For you sweetheart, it´s a dollar twenty-five."
F2: "Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
F2: "Thank you."

[Begins to drive off]
Toll Booth Willie: "Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
F2: "Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
Toll Booth Willie: "And here ya are."
F2: "Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
Toll Booth Willie: "Oh, uh.. sign it?"
F2: "Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
Toll Booth Willie: "Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
F2: "Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin´ dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
Toll Booth Willie: "Fuck you, you fuckin´ upity bitch! I´ll fuckin´ fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin´ mothers! You´re gonna die, bitch! I´m comin´ outta the booth!" [Opens the door and runs out of the booth]

[Car screeches and hits him]
Toll Booth Willie: "Ooooh! My fuckin´ leg!"
M6: "Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"
M7: "Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
dried up stinky dick licker."
Toll Booth Willie: "Why you fuckin´ pricks. I fuckin´ hear every fuckin´ word yer saying! When this fuckin´ leg heals, I´m gonna kick you guys new fuckin´ assholes!

[Everyone cussing eachother out]