Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Bob Glaub
Well I had myself a girlfriend for all most two whole years.
We had ourselves no secrets, we had no fears. There was nothing we wouldn´t do when we were in the sack. She´d even pop the zit on my back.
Well, one night I was out a-cheatin´ after I drank a few she caught me red-handed and said, "we´re through," boo hoo. Now she got a new boyfriend it nearly gave me a heart attack. ´Cause who´s gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well I got a pimple and I don´t know why it keeps growing in the same place. I can´t reach it with my left or right hand. I wish it was on my face. It´s four days old and it hurts so bad
but it´s ready for a squeeze. Won´t somebody pop it for me please? I´ll give you ten dollars.
If you´re a girl in this lonely world and your looking for a guy, I´ll never cheat again I promise, that´s no lie. There´s only one thing I´ll ask of you, could we name our first child Zach? Oh, one more thing please pop this zit on my back. I´m dying here!
Well, I´m sittin´ alone by the phone and no one seemes to call. I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall. Well, that don´t work so I look around and find a big, shiny thumb-tack. Put it on the floor, lay down, pop the zit on my back. yeah.