Eat The Rich Well I woke up this morning On the wrong side of the bed And how I got to thinkin´ About all the things you said
About ordinary people And how they make you sick And if callin´ names kicks back on you Then I hope this does the trick ´Cause I´m sick of your complainin´ About how many bills And I´m sick of all your bitchin´ ´Bout your poodles and your pills And I just can´t see no humour About your way of life And I think I can do more for you With this here fork and knife Eat The Rich There´s only one thing that they are good for Eat The Rich Take one bite now - come back for more Eat The Rich I gotta get this off my chest
Eat The Rich Take one bite now - spit out the rest So I called up my head shrinker And I told him what I´d done He said you best go on a diet Yeah, I hope you have some fun And a don´t go burst the bubble On rich folks who get rude ´Cause you won´t get in no trouble When you eats that kinda food Now they´re smokin´ up their junk bonds And then they go get stiff And they´re dancin´ in the yacht club With Muff and uncle Biff But there´s one good thing that happens When you toss your pearls to swine Their attitudes may taste like shit But go real good with wine
Eat The Rich There´s only one thing that they are good for Eat The Rich Take one bite now - come back for more Eat The Rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat The Rich Take one bite now - spit out the rest Believie in all the good things That money just can´t buy Then you won´t get no bellyache From eatin´ humble pie I believe in rags to riches Your inheritance won´t last So take your Gray poupon my friend And shove it up your ass Eat The Rich There´s only one thing that they are good for
Eat The Rich Take one bite now - come back for more Eat The Rich I gotta get this off my chest Eat The Rich Take one bite now - spit out the rest Eat The Rich There´s only one thing that they are good for Eat The Rich Take one bite now - come back for more Eat The Rich Don´t stop me now, I´m goin´ crazy Eat The Rich That´s my idea of a good time baby