Hot wax drippin´ Honey what do you say I got a brand new record That I gotta play She says not now boy
But I did anyway cause I´m ready, so ready Lip smackin´ paddy wackin´ walkin´ the street I got a rag top chevy now I´m back on my feet I get an EMHO woody when I sit in the seat cause I´m ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes cause in the pink she look so fine She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize, honey heh heh heh
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but ill-gotten booty´s not my style I´ll take a rain check ´til I get back on my feet, honey heh heh yeah
´Cause I´m Alright Your daddy says I´m Alright Your momma says I´m Alright and my old lady says I´m Alright
Whip crackin´ floozy way outta control she got a new kinda jelly in her jelly roll I got the right key baby but the wrong keyhole and I´m ready, so ready I´m a red hot pistol
and I´m ready to fight I´m a 38 special on a Saturday night I´m gonna kiss your boo-boo honey make it alright ´cause I´m ready, so ready ooh I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash it kinda keeps my ass in line one little french kiss honey that´s my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby´s lookin f-i-n-e FINE the sun is shinin´ every day ain´t got no rubbers now it´s rainin all the time, honey
But I´m Alright
my little sister says I´m Alright ohh my brother thinks I´m Alright and my old lady knows I´m Alright
I feel like I´m hung up on the line I´d die for you but we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE Let´s put our clothes back on and by the way girl What´s your name again? uh huh
But I´m Alright you´re daddy says I´m Alright
and the Tipper thinks I´m Alright and Joe Perry says I´m Alright Pitched my tent in the pouring rain I got a back seat lover that´s callin´ my name she gonna blow my cover she´s hot as a flame But I´m ready, so ready, ow I shove my tongue right between your cheeks I haven´t made love now for twenty-five weeks I hear that your so tight your lovin´ squeaks and I´m ready, so ready