I´m ready ready as anybody can be[x2] Now I´m ready for you I hope you´re ready for me I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain
I´m drinking´ TNT I´m Smoking dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight Because I´m ready ready as anybody can be I´m ready for you I hope you´re ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair I know you feels like I ain´t nowhere But stop what your doin´ baby come overhere I´ll prove to you baby that I ain´t no square Because I´m ready ready as anybody can be Now I´m ready for you I hope you´re ready for me I have been drinking´ gin like never before I feel so good I want you to know One more drink I wish you would I am taking a whole lotta loving to make me feel good Cause I´m ready ready as anybody can be Now I´m ready for you I hope you´re ready for me