You know how it is with these vandals today That was no ordinary vandal
Starry night, guided by the guard rail Dark rider, ride up on a car-sized garden snail
Double park, special deliver his own barf-mail I ain´t heed the call you sent, it´s smart to fail to call again I´m harm´s way incarnate, shooting marbles at your army men Who hardy har´d and met the architect of horrid R.E.M Sorry, I love the smell of markers in the 4 a.m And drawing giant letters on whatever signage force the hand How the corner camera had him back in his lobby When all his calls ping a tower in the Valley of Gwangi, eh? Body double obvi´, I´m one who is two No, I am one who is one, it was just too much for The Cube I know the "what if" you mull would undo the bubble you blew
What if I tell you I am everywhere at once and it´s true? I´m playing chess with Picasso, I train to fight with the champ I´m dealing cards to a Martian, I´m shooting dice with the Lamb Modern science hasn´t figured out what´s triggering the super-strength But also hasn´t seen him eat a pepper that he grew himself Hydroponic veggie garden, strawberry vines goin´ pop My bok choy look like Sideshow Bob My salsa recipe is kept in a safe Sharpest teeth on the block, anyone who disagree is a bot Yo, anyone who isn´t me is a cop He the all-season, seasonal fog, Aes Rock in effect
E-F-F-E-C-T All city, all-star, all land, air, sea Hand to the most low, always in motion Cargo on the slow boat, called to the quotient E-F-F-E-C-T All I do is get lost, get found, get free Crawl down Broadway, stinking like flat black Slalom through the pup tents, puppy in the back pack
Bogey to bogey, pony up Posy for the pocket of any remotely chosen one Folk about face in missing man formation A fancy way to say you´re 0 and 1, so much for your Logan´s Run And future saying no to drugs, future saying yes to emotional donut runs
Or any UFO that comes Poor thing, I know that take a loss and wave a saucer down Like take me to anywhere but the office or the lost and found At the lost and lost, free to scrap the vector Anti-matter ain´t about to bat a signal back to sender Fed the tracker to a fish and the fish to a bear Check the body cam is on once you´re physically there Where all it take is a theatre major to be the mayor All it take is Anita Baker to keep us anchored That "Same Old Love" in summer get the average hermit Feeling he or she could lift a Hummer off a trapped person
Crossword killer of EWR´s terminal A Gate 20 on eternal delay In hour two, all of my letters are curling up from the ledger Circling above us, spelling out the terms of my surrender I been showing up too early for that shift in your Js I do the mile, have a witness play the vid when you wake Catch him playing hooky from the whole abysmal charade I´m at the crib watching Video Days, homeboy in effect
E-F-F-E-C-T All city, all-star, all land, air, sea Hand to the most low, always in motion
Cargo on the slow boat, called to the quotient E-F-F-E-C-T All I do is get lost, get found, get free Crawl down Broadway, stinking like flat black Slalom through the pup tents, puppy in the back pack