He´s a serious mister Shake his hand and he´ll twist your arm. With Monopoly money We´ll be buying the funny farm.
So I´ll do flips, and get paid in chips From a diamond as big as the Ritz-- Then I´m calling it quits. (Calling it quits)
Eyes the color of candy, Lies to cover the handicap. Though your slippers are ruby, You´ll be led to the booby trap.
And there´s no prize, Just a smaller size, So I´m wearing the shoe ´til it fits, Then I´m calling it quits. Yes, I´m calling it quits. Yes, I´m calling it quits.
Now he´s numbering himself among the masterminds
(Calling it quits) ´Cause he´s hit upon the leverage of valentines. (Calling it quits) Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines ...Where get-tough girls turn into gold mines.
All those Polaroid babies, Taking chances with rabies, Happy to tear me to bits-- Well, I´m calling it quits. Yes I´m calling it quits. Yes I´m calling it quits. Yes I´m calling it quits. Yes I´m calling it...