Her daddy´s knockin at the bedroom door Cocked and loaded with a .44 I got one in the hand and two in the bush I´m in no mans land and it´s a hell of a rush
I got just one wood six holes to play Things ain´t fair no, on this fairway
What´s eating you is eating me What´s eating you is eating me Say you and you and me makes three What´s eating you is eating me
Mama´s in the kitchen swingin´ a date With a new milkman and his best friend´s mate The house is rockin´ to the ground Her daddy ain´t happy no he´s missin´ out
I got just one wood six holes to play Things ain´t fair no, on this fairway
What´s eating you is eating me What´s eating you is eating me
Say you and you and me makes three What´s eating you is eating me