Stepped in smooth but I tripped on the door I tried to catch your eye but I“m not so sure If I did or not I“ve got to down this drink I“ve got So I can go to the bar
And it“s a tragedy People talking over me Dancing to the Human League Can“t move I“ve got sticky feet
Ooooooh, Ooooooh Ooooooh, Ooooooh
I“ve got a reckless tongue What are you bothering me for It“s gonna look bad on you
I“ve got a big old gun What are you laughing at me for It“s gonna look bad on... you
And then I tried my luck
Didn“t get very far It all went to shit When some guy took your arm But I asked for your number After he“d gone away I thought I“d done alright But I didn“t catch your name
And it“s a tragedy Please stop talking over me Can“t you see what good I“ve been Can“t you see the mess I“m in
I“ve got a reckless tongue What are you bothering me for It“s gonna look bad on you
I“ve got a big old gun
What are you laughing at me for It“s gonna look bad on... you