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Wish I was a stone, so I couldn´t feel
You´d yell in my face, it´d be no big deal
But I´d miss the way we make up and smile
Don´t want to be stone, I changed my mind

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I´ve been
But then I would know that you´re talkin´ shit
I don´t want to know what my friends think

Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I´d be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn´t live long
I´m sure gonna miss her when she´s gone

I wish I could act in a show on TV
´Cause then I could practice not bein´ me
I´ll practice my cry, put it into my reel
But you won´t believe me when I cry for real

I wish that my brain would triple in size
I´d nail every joke, I´d win every fight
But I´d get too deep with that kind of mind

I don´t wanna know the point of life

In some other life I would be rich
I´d travel in style, I´d cover the bill
But couldn´t complain ´bout anything small
Nobody´d feel bad for me at all

If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I´d get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days have passed
You´ll only want me when you´re sad

Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You´d follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I´m gone

I wish I was big, as big as my house
I´d sleep on the trees, I´d skip every crowd
But I wouldn´t fit on my therapist´s couch
God, I could really use him now

I wish I was God, I´d never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin´ what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I´d be loved no matter what

But if I was God, it´d get kinda weird
´Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you´d love me to death
I never know who the hell I am

I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I´ll be whatever makes you a fan

´Cause I don´t know who the hell I am
( am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am )

One, two, pandemonium!
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
Here I go again
One, two, pandemonium!
One, two
Here I go again