I got a dog And my dog can dance Just not in public And not with my friends
I got a girl And she´s twenty eight Now I´m the coolest guy In all of eighth grade
I know a kid That you never met His dad is rock star We smoked in his van
I know a trick Do you wanna see I can be anything That I pretend to be
We´ll get outta this We´ll get outta this too I´m not proud of this
But I´m not proud of the truth And if you run from me Then I´ll use my trick on you The truth is that I´m screwed
I went to France And danced in the rain Then told you all about it On our first date
My dad doesn´t lie So you can´t meet my dad Cause you fell in love With the me that went to France
We´ll get outta this We´ll get outta this too I´m not proud of this
But I´m not proud of the truth And if you run from me Then I´ll use my trick on you The truth is that we´re screwed
We´ll get out of this Cause I love you I do We´ll get out of this Cause I love you it´s true And if you´re doubting this If you´re doubting that I do Then oh my god I´m screwed