Here´s my keys I want you to take them I think I´m gonna need you, to get back home Hold on to my hat, I dont want to loose it I couldnt stand for something else to be gone
I´m sure you know the reason I´m here cryin I think you´ll understand why
Tonight I´m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me ´round her finger I need to get To where I can´t think of her So, tonight I´m the designated drinker
I came here, to get you to help me I need a friend, to see me through I hated to call, I knew you wouldn´t mind at all I know you know I ´d do the same for you I´m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow
But Tonight I´m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me ´round her finger I need to get To where I can´t think of her So, tonight I´m the designated drinker
We need to get To where we can´t think of her So, tonight We´re the designated drinkers