I Guess It´s Just Not My Day
The Wind Blew My Morning Paper Away
Then I Cut My Toe On A Sliver Of Glass
From The Screendoor You Broke When You Left Here So Fast

If It Ain´t One Thing It´s You
If You´ve Heard That I´m Going Crazy
It´s True
The Wheels Seem To Fall Off Whatever I Do
If It Ain´t One Thing
It´s You
I Rented That Movie You Hate
But That Old Vcr Just Chewed Up The Tape
Then I Went To The Freezer Thought I´d Cook Me A Steak
All I Found Was That Old Piece Of Our Wedding Cake
If It Ain´t One Thing It´s You
If You´ve Heard That I´m Going Crazy
It´s True
The Wheels Seem To Fall Off Whatever I Do
If It Ain´t One Thing
It´s You
But I Never Knew That I Needed You So

But Now That I´ve Lost You I Can´t Let You Go
If It Ain´t One Thing It´s You
If You´ve Heard That I´m Going Crazy
It´s True
The Wheels Seem To Fall Off Whatever I Do
If It Ain´t One Thing
It´s You
Oh If It Ain´t One Thing
It´s You