Well I heard that you´ve been wondering
How I´m getting along
I guess that you think I can´t make it
With you gone

I don´t want you to worry
Don´t loose you any sleep
But a man called long distance this morning
Said they´re thinking about putting me

On the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA today

Well I don´t sleep in the night time
Darkness reminds me of you
I lost a pound since last Tuesday
I couldn´t stand to loose a few

I don´t believe I´m too bad
People say I look fine
The man from the paper seems happy

Says I´m bigger than the latest crime

On the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In the USA today

So if you´re concerned and trubbled
Think you´re hurting me
Don´t you worry cause this little thing called loosing you
Has made a big man out of me

I´m on the cover of the USA Today
Story of heartbreaking pain
Picture of the loneliest man they claim
In USA today