There are pyramids in my head
There´s one underneath my bed
And my lady´s getting cranky
Every possible location

Has a simple explanation
And it isn´t hanky-panky

I have read, somewhere in a book
They improve all your food and your wine
It´s said that everything you grow
In your garden would taste pretty fine
Instead, all I ever get
Is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap!

I´ve consulted all the sages
I could find in yellow pages
But there aren´t many of them
And the Mayan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas

Haven´t helped my little problem

I´ve been told someone in the know
Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold
Money in the bank
And you don´t even pay for it
If you fold a dollar in the shape
Of the pyramid that´s printed on the back

It´s no lie (it´s no lie), you can keep the edge
Of a razor as sharp as an eagle´s eye
You can grow a hedge
That is vertically straight
Over ten feet high, all you really need
Is a pyramid and just a little luck

Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu ah ouh
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu ah ouh

I have read, somewhere in a book
They improve all your food and wine
And I´ve been told, someone in the know
Can be sure of his good luck and it´s no lie
All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic help!