Nancy got a haircut
She looks really nice now
Walkin´ with a light strut
Drawin´ all the eyes, how nice
Oh, how nice

Nancy´s got a new dude
Pullin´ all the fellas
Girls are doin´ voodoo
´Cause they´re getting jealous, my
It must be nice
To be Nancy

But nobody knows what it´s like to be
Scrutinized like you´re on TV
Nobody knows what it´s like
To be Nancy

Nancy´s got a hard life
Winnin´ isn´t easy
Even if it´s part-time
Even when it´s sleazy, I
Think I would die
If I were like Nancy

Had to do what she does
Dressin´ up all fancy
Fightin´ off her freedom, I
Think I would die
I wouldn´t wanna be Nancy

But nobody knows what it´s like to be
Scrutinized like you´re on TV
Nobody knows what it´s like
To be Nancy

Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

But nobody knows what it´s like to be
Scrutinized like you´re on TV
Nobody knows what it´s like
To be Nancy