Late last night as I slept in my bunk Deep in the bowels of the ship I had a dream, so real it did seem
Of a wee leprechaun with giant tits
He danced all night long And sang me this song Then all of a sudden he pulled out his schlong
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls I am the beastie who comes from the sky Hey, cock, and fuck your balls You´re a wee gobshite, I hope that you die Hey, cock, and fuck your balls I am the beastie who comes from the sky Hey, cock, and fuck your balls You´re a wee gobshite, I hope that you die Yeah
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls I am the beastie who comes from the sky
Hey, cock, and fuck your balls You´re a wee gobshite, I hope that you die Hey, cock, and fuck your balls Look at my tits, they are massive and green Hey, cock, and fuck your balls They are the best thing that you´ve ever seen Hey, cock, and fuck your balls