Far away in a secret cove In the land of Scrubadoo We hide our mighty pirate ship From the eyes of folks like you Aboard the good ship Matey
We brew a toxic punch It looks a bit like gravy And it tastes like Captain Crunch
Ephemeral delectable Entirely undetectable You´ll need a pair of spectacles For diplomatic dog
I sail the seas of Scrub-a-Dub Island So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Drink to the end of time
Take one part finest spirit From Caribbean seas Mix it up with monkey brains
And the scrapings from your knees A dash of Creme De Cacao A pint of French moonshine Shake for fifteen seconds Prepare for drinking time
From Oregon to South Dakota Underwater toilet quota Driving in an old Toyota Systematic fog
I sail the seas of Scrub-a-Dub Island So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Drink to the end of time
I sail the seas of Scrub-a-Dub Island
So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the Pegleg Potion Drink to the end of time We´ll drink to the end of time