Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It´s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristoff´s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crrrap And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like LEGO bricks!
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke It´s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tugging barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks You better give us all the money in your treasure chest Or Kristoff´s gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn