I´ve got a leg. It´s made out of wood I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall A couple of drinks, to dull the pain
I stood up on my leg and began to fight again When all of a sudden, can you believe A cannonball hit me in the other knee
AGGGHH YOU SPANISH BASTARDS !
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I´ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Now both of my legs, are made of wood The future´s looking grim, it doesn´t seem good So I drink all day and I drink all night I get really drunk and get into a fight With a samurai guy with ninja skills He beats me up til I´m nearly killed I ask him for mercy, do me no harm But the bastard chops off both my arms
AGGGHH YOU JAPANESE BASTARDS !
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I´ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg