I am the drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar Oh well I´m scheming, and I´m scheming, and I´m scheming, and I´m gonna go far All the boys, yeah they think I´m a star Because I´m drinking, and I´m drinking, and I´m drinking, yeah I go pretty hard
I get a pinch on my ass, when I lean on the sill And then I bent it, and I bent it, and I bent it but not to pick up the bill My husband´s at work, my baby´s in a Daewoo sauna I hold my breath when I check, just to see that she isn´t a goner
The little dream sits there, she´s like a fly in a jar Yeah who the hell are they to tell me that I can´t leave my kid in the car I am the goddamn drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can´t leave my kid in the car
Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can´t leave my kid in the car
Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can´t leave my kid in the car
I am the dumbest, richest guy at the bar Yeah, well I´d take you for a ride but my girl took the keys to my car I made a deal over lunch baby, yeah it was worth 15k I show my teeth when I smile in a real matter-of-fact way
I make so much money, I swear I never get any older And I don´t talk to my brother cause that prick´s got a chip on his shoulder Oh yeah I´m feelin real good, how much for one of those cigars? I want to breathe like a dragon baby, I cough up burning hot tar
Hey look, I´m cold outta cash, just put it all on my card Hey, wait but you can´t cut it up, my credit rating is five stars Oh well this place is a joke, yeah who do you think you are You´re talking to the goddamn dumbest, richest guy at the bar