If I wasn´t in a band, I´d probably be a criminal I estimate my options would be absolutely minimal
I´d be drinkin´ all day, but dying of thirst I´d be smokin´ and chokin´ and worse
The dead don´t dance The dead don´t dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance ´Cause the dead don´t dance
If I wasn´t in a band, they would need to do away with me They´d put me in the ground with profound animosity
I´d sing to the worms, but they´d turn their back My beats would be under attack
´Cause the dead don´t dance The dead don´t dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance ´Cause the dead don´t dance
I´d try to organize a graveyard hop, oh yeah I´d misprioritize and it´d be a flop, oh no So, I would be demortalized, but I wouldn´t stop And I´d prob´ly be deportalized to some other plot, oh my
´Cause the dead don´t dance The dead don´t dance They stumble around like zombies in a trance ´Cause the dead don´t dance
The dead don´t dance They just stumble around like zombies in a trance ´Cause the dead don´t dance