I don“t drink tea Or white chablis I sit around and watch tv Don“t send flowers Or take showers
But I“ll be there to pull your weeds Oh yeah I don“t read books I don“t french cook Or stroll around in galleries I hate opera I hate Oprah Don“t fill my head with poetry
You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can“t you leave it alone Hey, hey I ain“t gonna change Hey, hey don“t you love it this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I“m not you fantasy man
I don“t do dishes
And I“m suspicious Of any grown-up man who does I“m homophobic Don“t do aerobics Just lay around and catch a buzz
You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can“t you leave it alone Hey, hey I ain“t gonna change Hey, hey don“t you love it this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I“m not you fantasy man
Hey, hey I ain“t gonna change Hey, hey don“t you love me this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand
I“m not your fantasy man
You just want to squeeze my masculinity Why can“t you leave it alone Hey, hey I ain“t gonna change Hey, hey don“t you love it this way Hey, hey I am what I am So please understand I“m not you fantasy man