Be an Arab, be a Jew Be a boxing Kangaroo Beat yourself all black and blue I don´t care
Be a bleeder, be a Cancer Be a hemophiliac romancer Be a crippled disco dancer Ooo What a pair
He´s a model citizen I think I´ve got them fooled again He´s an ultra sweetie guy And the master of disguise He´s a model citizen Just keep believin´ that, my friends I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen I´m a model citizen I´m a model citizen I´m an All-American!
I´m a hostage in a city of creeps They´ve got mercenary guards that watch me sleep They´d like to kill me slow and bury me deep- In the heart of Texas I´m a martyr I´m a sadist I might be the Saviour her to save us all I´m a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)
He´s a model citizen I think I´ve got them fooled again He´s an ultra-sweetie guy I won´t let down my disguise He´s a model citizen Just keep believin´ that, my friends I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen I´m a model citizen
I´m a model citizen I´m an All-American!
I´m a model citizen I´m a model citizen I´m a model citizen I´m an All-American!