So, if you wanna be like me Here´s the rules one, two, three You gotta find a killer band Then bust your ass, you understand?
You gotta rock, you gotta roll You gotta shock, lose control
Four, five, six and then you lose your mind Collet your chicks and now you´re doin´ fine Be sure you find a girl from east la Cause she will never ever let you pay
So you can rock, so you can roll So you can shock, and lose control (c´mon boys!)
These are the rules of the road These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot, if you wanna be cool You only get one shot, you gotta follow the rules
Before you even start to board That private jet that you can´t afford You gotta buy a mansion and flashy car In case you actually do become a star
And then you can rock Then you can roll Then you can shock and lose control (Woo)
These are the rules of the road These are the rules of the road If you wanna be hot, if you wanna be cool You only get one shot, gotta follow the rules
These are the rules of the road
Now, I´ve been at this game for a long time and I´m gonna share Some wisdom with you Rule number one - always get the money Rule number two - remember to always get the money And rule number three Never forget to remember to always get the money If it´s in a glass, drink it If it is offered to you, take it If you can drive it, drive it hard And if you follow these simple rules, by the age of twenty-seven, well You´re gonna die, hahaha
These are the rules of the road These are the rules of the road If you wanna be hot, if you wanna be cool You only get one shot, you gotta follow the rules The rules of the road These are the rules of the road These are the rules of the road If you hear my words and heed them well You´ll be heading down the road to hell ´Cause these are the rules