(Alice Cooper, Ryan Roxie) You´re your own worst enemy You´re a walking catastrophe
You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand instead of the bread Drink enough coffee to wake the dead.
You´re doing 85 and the light is turning red The judge took your license and forbid you to drive And your heart is pumping bacon and you´re barely alive
You´re your own worst enemy You´re a walking catastrophe You´re at war with yourself and nobody else You´re a danger. You´re a danger
You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day
You´re your own worst enemy You´re a walking catastrophe You´re at war with yourself and nobody else You´re a danger
You´re your own worst enemy You´re a walking catastrophe You´re at war with yourself and nobody else You´re a danger. You´re a danger To every stranger You´re a mess Yes, yes