Me and the girls don´t care if we´re ugly Me and the girls are out having fun You and the boys are playing your x-box You and the guys are looking so dumb You and your boy band ugly and hairy
Me and the girls look snazzy and hot You and your boy band look fumpy grumpy You and the boys look ugly as fuck
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Me and the girls are stealing our napkins Me and the girls don´t want be to taxed Me and the girls we want free abortions You and the boys can´t even get waxed Me and the girls, we don´t want protection Me and the girls don´t want to be boxed Me and the girls are gonna go party You and the boys just shut the fuck up
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Skip forward a couple of hours I´ve had ´bout eight too many shots I am crawling home I´m going past the shops Get a bag of chippies and a snack If I make it home, well I´ll get fat ´Cause I wanna lay in my bed while I´m wasted Tomorrow I´m gonna have a dead head Then I will wake up again Pick up my phone, get the headache You´ll be knocking on my door to get working I´ll be thinking ´fuck this jerk´ And again, it goes around Never learn my lesson in this town Wanna go party all the time Everything else keeps me in line