You own all our cd´s- you´re gay, you´re gay You own all our 7"s- you´re gay, you´re gay You bought all our t-shirts- you´re gay, you´re gay
You go to all our shows- you´re gay, you´re gay
[Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4]
You think you know what we are singing about- you´re wrong You think we care about the underground- you´re wrong You think we won´t fuck up your club- you´re wrong You think we care if you like us- you´re wrong
[Chorus]
If we´re nice to you, it´s because we´re broke Or unless you got some drugs to smoke When the drugs are gone, then we are too Then we´ll go back to making fun of you
[Fan voice:] "But I´ve supported you guys for so long" FAGGOT!