HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS HE´S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT HE´S GOT A MUSTACHE HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
HE WRITES POETRY HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK UNDER HIS MUSTACHE
HE´S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT HE DYES IT JET BLACK WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH BUT WITH A MUSTACHE HE´S A FUCKING ART FAG HE´S GOT A MUSTACHE