your last name´s weinstein and your first name´s jay you´re a food critic and you´re fucking gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head
pretty soon you´ll have a.i.d.s. and you´ll be fucking dead
[chorus:] you are a food critic [x4]
you´re old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new you´re bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew you´re gay enough-to go out with liberace you´re gay enough-you fucking fag i´m 22,you´re 33 and you go to school with me jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard